October 3, 2008

Showin' some Foxworthy Love...you too Ann!

My ever so clever cousin 'A' (who's blog is private...Neener, Neener to you!) just posted this and I thought Every Utahan out there should see it...it's too funny!

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah.

If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.

If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in Utah.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.

If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.

If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends,you live in Utah.

PS, Utah misses you Tiff!


Tiffany said...

One thing (on a short list of things) I WON'T miss is Utah winters! Sheesh, they're long!

Thanks for the shout out! I miss you right back!

amanda said...

I'm so going to miss Utah:( It will always be home.

Pedaling said...

very funny and very true

The Dunham Family said...

I love it! And guess what, since you passed these comments along--YOU definatly live in UTAH!

Lisa Cannon said...

Althought I don't think I've ever worn shorts and a parka before.

rachel said...

I love the one about "Montana" I think I sent it to your mom before...How you doing :)

Suzie said...

I do believe I can say yes to all of those.
I think a jacket with shorts is sexy.
Thanks for the chuckle.

Shauna said...

I love the road construction season. Funny Beck!

Omgirl said...

Actually, most of that stuff reminds me more of Michigan than Utah. Except the jello salad. That one truly is a Utah only thing.

Michele said...

Hey cute girl, these are so true. I miss talking to you. I am your loser friend who never calls or writes :o(. I love your blog so I can keep track of you and your darling family. Think of you often, hope all is well!

Camilla said...

Those were funny!

Brooke said...

That is so great! I love the one about speeding in a snow storm. Been there, done that, not a good idea.

tammy said...

I used to live in Utah so I totally get this!